CODEC Message- Phoenix Wright

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Colonel: Alright, Snake. Who is it this time?

Snake: Some guy with spiky hair and a suit. He keeps pointing his finger and yelling!

Colonel: Ah, I see. So it's Phoenix Wright! He's an Ace Defense Attorney.

Snake: Wait a sec! I'm fighting a lawyer?! What possible skills could he have to fight me? Just yelling in my ears that annoying "OBJECTION" and throwing papers at me until I'm deaf?

Colonel: I don't know, Snake. But one thing you always remember is to NEVER underestimate your opponents. And fighting you wouldn't be his first time. He's very skilled in the art of breaking his opponents.

Snake: He also has that little teenage girl fighting with him.

Colonel: That's his assistant, Maya Fey. She is part of the reason he is so skilled. With her help, he has been able to call people out on their contradictions, see into their psyche-locks, and break them from within their minds!

Snake: So they play mind games, huh? Crap. I was afraid I would have to fight someone like that eventually.

Colonel: Correct. All he has to do is find a simple flaw in either your words or actions, point them out, give a few words, present evidence, then BAM! You find yourself on the floor with your mind crushed to the point of shattering.

Snake: Shoot! I better take him out fast, then!

Colonel: And if that doesn't work, his annoying little assistant will finish the job by bugging you to death with her constant "Pink Princess" or "Steel Samurai" merchandise.

Snake: AAAAAAAGH! I'm getting a headache just THINKING about it!

Colonel: The just end this before your brain explodes! Good luck, Snake!

Snake: I'M PRESSING CHARGES!!!