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On the way to Snow Bell...
Jackle: *Singing* REALA! Are We There Yet?!
Reala: *Singing* No, Jackle! No, We're Not!
Jackle: *Singing* How'bout Now?!
Reala: *Singing* No, No Curse It ALL-JACKLEEEE!!!
Clawz: *Singing* YOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Later...
Jackle: So Clawz?! Why didn't you ever eat Gulpo?
Reala: Why would you ask such a stupid question?!
Jackle: Well think about it! Gulpo's a fish, Clawz is a cat! Cat's eat fish, don't they?!
Reala: What did I tell you about thinking?!
Jackle: You think, don't you?!
Reala:.....Master Wizeman does that for me! I don't think! I just do! Plus, I'm not an idiot like you!
Jackle: OBJECTION! *Plays Cornered from Ace Attorney* You just spouted out a contradiction!
Reala: WHAT?!
Jackle: If you don't think, then you're just AS stupid as me! If not, you're dumber since I DO think! TAKE THAT!
Reala:.....D...Darn it, Jackle just shut up. Clawz! Your turn to take off! Go ahead!
Clawz: Raow! *Jumps off with Rat Rockets*
Jackle: Also, why doesn't he eat those Rat Rockets?!
Reala: Because he's ALSO not an idiot like you! He knows he needs them!
Jackle: Why would he need them?!
Reala: Two things. One, he uses them as platforms to keep himself on the battlefield in his lair! If he ate them, he'd fall off and probably die! Two, he uses them as weapons to take down intruders like NiGHTS might be if she beats Puffy! And three, SHUT UP!
Jackle: That's not TWO THINGS! THAT'S NOT TWO THINGS AT AAAAALL!!!!!
Reala: DARN IT, JACKLE!
On the way to Soft Museum.....
Jackle: Hey, Reala! Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.....
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No!
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No!!
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No!!!!
Jackle: Are we there yet?!?!
Reala: NO!!!
Jackle: ARE WE THERE YET?!?!?!?!
Reala: NOOOO!!!!
Jackle: Hey, Reala!
Reala: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!!?!?
Jackle: Can we stop at the Soft Museum!
Reala: IF IT'LL SHUT YOU UP FOR FIVE MINUTES, THEN.... Actually! YES! As a matter of fact, it's YOUR STOP! So...
Jackle: Are we there yet?!
Reala:....Yes.
Jackle: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *Flies into the Soft Museum and vanishes*
Reala:........YES! FINALLY!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! I'm FINALLY RID OF THAT STUPID MOUTH OF HIS! YES!!!! *Flies off* I thought I'd NEVER survive that! Well, time to go to my post! To Stick Canyon!
When he reaches his lair in Stick Canyon....
Reala: *Sigh* My seat of power! Master Wizeman was so generous, he gave me my own throne! This is actually quite relaxing! I think I'll... *Yawn* Take a little nap before I have to.... prepare. *Stretches and falls asleep* ZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZ.....
?????: Hey.... Reala.... ReAAAAAla.....
Reala: *Twitches* Ngh.... Whuh....
Jackle: I'm haunting you!
Reala: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
Plays Ghost Jackle Theme
NIGHT OVER
Jackle: *Singing* REALA! Are We There Yet?!
Reala: *Singing* No, Jackle! No, We're Not!
Jackle: *Singing* How'bout Now?!
Reala: *Singing* No, No Curse It ALL-JACKLEEEE!!!
Clawz: *Singing* YOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Later...
Jackle: So Clawz?! Why didn't you ever eat Gulpo?
Reala: Why would you ask such a stupid question?!
Jackle: Well think about it! Gulpo's a fish, Clawz is a cat! Cat's eat fish, don't they?!
Reala: What did I tell you about thinking?!
Jackle: You think, don't you?!
Reala:.....Master Wizeman does that for me! I don't think! I just do! Plus, I'm not an idiot like you!
Jackle: OBJECTION! *Plays Cornered from Ace Attorney* You just spouted out a contradiction!
Reala: WHAT?!
Jackle: If you don't think, then you're just AS stupid as me! If not, you're dumber since I DO think! TAKE THAT!
Reala:.....D...Darn it, Jackle just shut up. Clawz! Your turn to take off! Go ahead!
Clawz: Raow! *Jumps off with Rat Rockets*
Jackle: Also, why doesn't he eat those Rat Rockets?!
Reala: Because he's ALSO not an idiot like you! He knows he needs them!
Jackle: Why would he need them?!
Reala: Two things. One, he uses them as platforms to keep himself on the battlefield in his lair! If he ate them, he'd fall off and probably die! Two, he uses them as weapons to take down intruders like NiGHTS might be if she beats Puffy! And three, SHUT UP!
Jackle: That's not TWO THINGS! THAT'S NOT TWO THINGS AT AAAAALL!!!!!
Reala: DARN IT, JACKLE!
On the way to Soft Museum.....
Jackle: Hey, Reala! Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No.....
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No!
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No!!
Jackle: Are we there yet?
Reala: No!!!!
Jackle: Are we there yet?!?!
Reala: NO!!!
Jackle: ARE WE THERE YET?!?!?!?!
Reala: NOOOO!!!!
Jackle: Hey, Reala!
Reala: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!!?!?
Jackle: Can we stop at the Soft Museum!
Reala: IF IT'LL SHUT YOU UP FOR FIVE MINUTES, THEN.... Actually! YES! As a matter of fact, it's YOUR STOP! So...
Jackle: Are we there yet?!
Reala:....Yes.
Jackle: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *Flies into the Soft Museum and vanishes*
Reala:........YES! FINALLY!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!! I'm FINALLY RID OF THAT STUPID MOUTH OF HIS! YES!!!! *Flies off* I thought I'd NEVER survive that! Well, time to go to my post! To Stick Canyon!
When he reaches his lair in Stick Canyon....
Reala: *Sigh* My seat of power! Master Wizeman was so generous, he gave me my own throne! This is actually quite relaxing! I think I'll... *Yawn* Take a little nap before I have to.... prepare. *Stretches and falls asleep* ZZZZZZZZZ.....ZZZZZZZZ.....
?????: Hey.... Reala.... ReAAAAAla.....
Reala: *Twitches* Ngh.... Whuh....
Jackle: I'm haunting you!
Reala: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
Plays Ghost Jackle Theme
NIGHT OVER
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Now it's starting to remind me of Nappa and Vegeta from DBZA. In fact.... It's SONG TIME! Hit it, DJ-PON3!
LET'S GET FUNKY!
Jackle's Haunt-Song- [link]
ReReReala ala a-a-a-a-ala!
ReReReala ala
GHOST JACKLE (yeah!)
Yeah,if there's something strange
In your dreams and nightmares,
Guess who it is?
GHOST JACKLE
If there's something weird
And it makes you scared
Guess who it is?
GHOST JACKLE
Here we go
Reala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala
You know you love me as a bro!
Reala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala
WHOOOOOOOH!!!
LET'S GET FUNKY!
Jackle's Haunt-Song- [link]
ReReReala ala a-a-a-a-ala!
ReReReala ala
GHOST JACKLE (yeah!)
Yeah,if there's something strange
In your dreams and nightmares,
Guess who it is?
GHOST JACKLE
If there's something weird
And it makes you scared
Guess who it is?
GHOST JACKLE
Here we go
Reala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala
You know you love me as a bro!
Reala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala ala
WHOOOOOOOH!!!
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The link is broken. Nice parodies. Well... at least Vegeta always was my favorite from DBZ and DBZA...