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Bone Formation RapYeah… What’s up homies, dawgs, ‘n dawgies!
It’s class time with Professor Johnny!
And the rest of group 3!
What we’re gonna do today, I say!
I’m gonna learn ya the ways of the bone!
So take your seats and get in the zone~!
3, 2, 1, I am in the zone
Making a rap about my own bone
First things first, we need shape formation
For endochondral, it’s the right sensation
Forms the cartilage as a template
Like drawing a picture that is well made!
It all starts when we’re just a fetus
From the top to the bottom edges, we have the epiphysis
Stretching out is the diaphysis like a rubber band
Better not snap it, the pain is number 10 according to Brian Regan!
3, 2, 1, I am in the zone
Making a rap about my own bone
Did ya know, the diaphysis is called the shaft and can you dig it?
The tissue around developing bone knows where to fit it!
Epiphyseal plates?! Or growth plates?!
They’re the same thing, can you hear me mates?!
I gotta remember the
Orchestral Of Sacrifice Preview Lyrics
This is the play that I'm writing!
Doesn't that name sound inviting?!
Welcome to Trotsylvania
Coming to save ya
Marens, Phantoms, and Knights
Rushing in high ranks
Tryin' to kick my flanks
Grabbing the feathers
Somehow serve as my ammo
Neither the hearts or gems can fuel me like some-
MAGIC ICE CREAM!
Foes are vicious
AND FLYING SHEEP
It's so random
Just like fandoms
This is the play that I'm writing!
Doesn't that name sound inviting?!
One thousand and one uses
For a grappling hook
In the right blue hooves
With all these Stages and Acts
Who needs the Mane Six
With this problem I can fix
They all told me that
An adventure's for heroes
So either I prove that I am a hero or-
I say, Kay-Kay
THE JOURNEY BEGINS!
It'll be fun
I LIKE CEREAL!!!I've got a lovely bunch of cereal
Here they are all sitting in large stacks!
All ready for the bowl!
It's all a part
Of a good breakfast
Or so I have been told!
Dream: Hometown TornadoSo last night, I had a rather strange dream. It started with my family going to my hometown and spending a night at my grandparents' house. The weather was a little cloudy at first, so I decide to just go for a run and went into town. When I got to the main street, I started to feel strong winds. Winds strong enough to push everything around. And the thing is, I really felt it. The wind, the pain of being blown against buildings and dragged along the ground. I felt it all, and it felt so real! And when I looked over to my left, I looked back to the neighborhood where my grandparents' house was and I saw a HUGEASS tornado the size of a colossus! I even heard laughing coming from the air. Sinister laughing that almost sounded like Jim Miller. I remember the one thing I yelled from that was "Ho...Holy...HOLY SHIIIIT!!!!" I saw a bunch of people acting like I was crazy and just seeing things and completely disregarded the tornado as if I was the only one who saw it. I woke up a bit later a
Parody Lyrics- A.J. Rap
Here-Here-HERE WE GO!
So they're finally here! Performing for you!
And if you know the words, you can join in TOO!
Put your hooves togetha if you want to clap
As we take ya through this PONY RAP! HUUH!
A.J! Apple Jack!
She's the leader of the herd
Ya know her rank
She's finally back
To BUCK SOME FLANK!
Her bucking hind legs can fire in spurts,
If she shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
She's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
She's the first member of the AJ crew!
HUUH! A.J.! Apple Jack!
A.J.! Apple Jack is HERE!
This Apple's got style,
So listen up dude.
She real small in size,
With a bad attitude.
She's quick and nimble,
When she needs to be.
She can trot through transits,
And spitfire seeds.
If you choose her,
You've chosen right.
With a mane flippin' blow,
She's ready for a fight!
A.J.! Apple Jack!
He has no style,
He has no grace.
Has a funny face.
He can throw pies,
When he needs to.
And tour Appleoosa,
Just for you.
He's got nails in teeth,
To pop your balloon.
This weird App
The PorchmanI've got a lovely bunch of Shopping Carts
Here they are all sitting in a row
Some with racers and flags!
I push them along on the wheels that they go
For all the old geezers AND HAGS!
Dream: I Fought A Kangaroo And The Kangaroo WonSo last night, I had a rather strange dream. It started with me walking in a combination of nature and a city. Two conflicting enviornments. When I walked by what looked like my house I saw that a lot of stuff was being carried out of it. I noticed that a lot of it was my stuff! But it wasn't being taken out by a man or any machines. It was being taken by a kangaroo of all things. It was a female with an empty pouch. When I went inside, I saw that the house was almost empty! My family was nowhere to be found and the only humans that I saw were 3 people. Mykayla and Jenny, two friends of mine from High School and Tyler, a co-worker of mine at this one grociery store that I work at. For some reason they were singing a song that sounded like JAM Project's Transformers Evo. I had no idea why since they didn't even know each other. Nor did they know Japanese. Except Jenny and Mykayla. They did know each other. Anyways, I asked them what's up and they just pointed to the kangaroo. I realized
Super Mario RPG CONTEST ENTRY
Jeff, now you shall see
That it's the end of this LP
Come at me! (All)
I'll crush you! (Fall)
Forg-ing All My Wea-pons
To End Wi-shes
To crush all-dreams
With my Ham-mer
In my Foun-dry
I am the King Smithy
HURRUMPH!!! Do you truly think you can defeat me?!
Me?! Give this Star to you?! You must be joking!
Over here! I'll smash you! I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!
You five came here to defeat me (You must have a final deathwish)
And though I greatly hate star wishes (I will be happy to deliver it to you!)
Psychology Final EssayJohnathan Benedict
Why Am I Here?
Why am I here? Good question, I will admit; it keeps me up at night sometimes. That's the kind of question that you'd expect to be able to answer in a few sentences at first, but then when I think about it, I come up with so many answers, I don't know where to begin. Well, I'll give it my best shot, though something tells me I'll be wrong about every single thing I say from here on. Nevertheless, here's my answer to that vexing question.
Why I decided to take the psychology course is because I am majoring in art and education and this was one of the required courses to take for education. I also have a bit of a knack for helping people resolve problems by talking to them and playing the role of counselor. I want to be able to help people more with that kind of talent. I lost count how many times I've seen people fight and I was the one who stepped in to calm them down. That is one reason why I chose to take up psychology. So I can
Knock 'Em Out (TonyxReader) One-ShotIt was another one of those nights where you went out to the bar to see if you could meet someone. These past few weeks you’ve been having nothing but one night stands that turned into nothing. Sure going to a bar wasn’t a place to find love but you were out of options at this point. Plus work didn’t exactly give you a lot of time to go out to a real location to find someone. That and dating sites creeped you out.
Sighing to yourself, you brought your drink to your lips. Looks like you would be going home alone again tonight. Everyone here was either too creepy or too old for you. You didn’t want to feel like you were dating your grandfather of course.
Alright, so this is a song about anyone
It could be anyone, you're just doing your own thing
And someone comes out the blue
A man wearing cheap cologne approached you. You didn’t want to turn him down so easily but the look that he had in his eyes made you think that he was going to eat
Not Dead (Gabrielxreader)“(y/n) wait!” Sam yelled but you didn’t stop. You just kept running into the hotel forcing Sam and Dean to follow. You knew what that white flash of light meant but you didn’t want to believe it. There was a small part of your mind that kept trying to convince you that he was still alive and that light hadn’t come from him.
When you made it into the room any scrap of hope left you. Gabriel laid lifeless in the center of the room, the image of his wings burned into the floor. You walked over to sit beside him and brought his head onto your lap.
“Gabriel you idiot,” you whispered as you ran your hands through his hair. The shock wouldn’t let you cry or calm your shaking hands. All you could do was look down at your angel with a blank expression. Sam and Dean made their way towards you and kept trying to get you to talk to them but you couldn’t focus on what they were saying. Their words just echoed in your head not making any se
Deadpool X Male!Reader -1- ''Only For You Babe!''
(y/n) = Your name
(f/c) = Favorite color
(e/c) = Eye color
(h/c) = Hair color
You = 17 Years old
It was finally nighttime, ah silence.
Your wonderful family was insane and just had to be on the move every single day, whether it was formal events, or special ‘family planned vacations (that no one told you about). It was exhausting.
You ran and literally jumped into your plushy bed face first. You groaned and hugged your (f/c) blanket tight against your chest, breathing in the fresh scent of lilacs. Your (e/c) orbs fluttered shut, mind ready to fall into a sweet and calm slumber.
That’s when you heard it, your painfully annoying little sibling screaming at the top of her lungs.
“I DON’T WANT TO GO TO BEDDD!” Caitlyn screamed outside of your room. The little blonde hated to go to sleep, she was never really a fan of relaxing, the little twit was always energetic.
The complete opposite of you, and sometimes you wondered if she was even related to yo
Better Left Unanswered-Uncle!Spain x Child!ReaderYou were a six year old child, who wants to know everything, you know babies aren't really made from kisses like your Mum, Dad and Uncle Antonio told you. Today as Antonio had decided to host a BBQ, you were on mission to find out exactly how they were made. You had a list of people you could ask, the first being Lovino, even though he didn't really like how inquistive you were and was often angry, it didn't phase you. Not much really did, this worried your family.
You spotted Lovino having an argument with your uncle, which wasn't a rare event, it happened almost everytime they were around each other. You walked up to Lovino and tugged on his trouser leg, he looked down to see what it was and his eyes met yours. "What?" He spat at you. It seemed he was angry that you had interupted his rant.
"How do you make babies?" You asked boldly. Your uncle came rushing to your side, he looked panicked almost. Lovino was giving you a weird disapproving look as you wondered 'Was it something
The Michevious Duo (LokixPregnant!Reader) Oneshot*Note: This does not follow the events of the film exactly..*
All King Odin had to say was, "It's impossible." for you to take that as a challenge that must be accepted.
The dark dungeons of Asgard down below where the prisioners were kept were not exactly for the faint of heart.
Luckily for you, you weren't, and set to figure out a way to bypass the guards and intense security, in order to infiltrate, then escape out of, the jail.
All of this just to prove that theoretically, a prisioner could escape, if they managed to disintegrate their cell walls.
It took you two days of planning, but you had finally come up with a scheme, and two hours later, you were in.
...Now to get out.
You looked around cautiously, your back against a wall in an alley when suddenly, your heart directed your attention to the slender man sitting on his cot, looking straight at you with a smirk on his face!
Those mysterious blue-green eyes captured yours in that small pocket of time that seemed to go in slow mot
Replay IV (YouTube x Reader)
I'll be honest and straightforward. When I gazed at the battle frontier in front of me, I cursed to the blue skies, shaking a fist angrily. What was this battle frontier I would fight through? Why was I fighting alone? Where the h*ll was Cole?
I don't know. But I was pissed off.
Anyway, back to the battlefront. A field of ravenous reporters lay in front of me, and even more worriedly. (And potentially dangerous.) Fangirls. A lot of them. Including fanboys. Admittedly a lot less though, still a large amount.
I've really had too much experience with them, and damn it I was very angry at Cole right now. How the h*ll did he get pass all these people?! Wait... Probably experience with his own. God damn it.
Slamming a hand to my forehead, I silently wondered if I could cause a distraction somehow, but it seems like for now I'm on my own. How did the news get leaked anyway?! Then again, I'm fairly sure, that the fact, that all of the social network reps were meeting in one roundabout a
Tiny Killer (Child!Pastas x Reader) Ch.5
Child!Pastas x Reader Ch.5
You were sitting on the couch, watching some show-of course you made sure it was appropriate for the kids, you weren't going to be watching anything too graphic in front of them, Slendy would have your ass. Meanwhile the children were in three of the following rooms: the game room, the living room, or Sally's room. The young girl had gotten back sometime after you gave them all baths and... let's just say that she was really glad that she wasn't the youngest anymore. She was now playing with a few of them, probably Jane, maybe Toby. Most of them were in the game room, however Masky and Hoodie were sprawled out on the living room floor and drawing-once again. The two of them were quite good actually, and you could easily make out what the lines were meant to be. There were quite a few Slendermans here and there and a lot of the Operator symbols. But you could see a random doodle of a cheesecake marking one of Masky's pictures which made you giggle. The sound d
Deadpool X Male!Reader -2- ''You Wound Me!''
You groaned as you felt the warm sunlight on your face and rolled over on your side, cuddling up to the blanket more, breathing in that wonderful lilac scent. You were strangely more comfortable then normal though..your (e/c) eyes fluttered open and you came face to face with a red and black mask. "Hiya!" He cheered.
"AAAHHHH!" You screeched and fell onto the carpeted floor in a panic, causing a loud thump to echo throughout the room.
"Hey, hey, hey, whoa whoa!" He said darting out of the bed, rushing over to you and putting a gloved finger to your lips, signaling for you to be quiet. Your eyes widened as you realized who this was.
You weren't wrong, you'd know that fac--er, mask anywhere..
You both froze as the sound of your mother could be heard tapping on your door. "(y/n), honey are you alright?" She asked worriedly, her soft voice showing concern. You slapped Deadpool's hand away from your face and crawled over to the door.
"Y-Yeah, I'm fine, just had a nightmare and fel
Deadpool X Male!Reader -2.5- ''TO THE KITCHEN!''
The mercenary climbed back into your room as you continued to type away at the keyboard, the clicking sounds of the keyboard drowning out other small noises, including footsteps.
Deadpool walked up, putting his face next to yours silently. "What'cha doin?" He purred.
"WHAT IS WITH YOU AND SNEAKING UP ON ME?" You growled and your eyes widened as his arms wrapped themselves around your neck and he rubbed his cheek against yours.
You were used to Kayden doing this and it didn't bother you, it felt like brother annoying brother actions to you, but with Deadpool, it seemed different.
You blushed thinking about it and flailed your arms. "Talking to Kay..you know, the one you don't like?" You said. True to were talking to Kayden via Skype, but not with microphone. He would surely recognize Deadpool's voice and freak out.
At this, his arms tightened slightly around your neck and you smirked. It was true? He didn't like Kayden? Or..was he jealous?
You shook this thought from your mind and conti
Ponies on Motorcycles [COMPLETE]Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I think there's something you should know!
Celestia: What is it, Twilight?
Twilight: I came...
Twilight: To this kingdom...
Twilight: To give you a message. Ponies on motorcycles!
Celestia: PONIES ON MOTORCYCLES?!
Twilight: Ponies on motorcycles!
Celestia: Luna! Did you hear that?! Ponies on motorcycles!
Luna: Ponies on motorcycles?!
Pinkie Pie: PONIES! ON! MOTOR! CYCLES! *On trampoline*
Rarity: Ponies on Motorcycles?
Apple Jack: Ponies on motorcycles...?
Derpy Hooves: Ponies on storm clouds?! *Gets zapped* My bad!
Dr. Whooves: No, ponies on MOTORCYCLES!
Apple Bloom: Ponies...
Spike: Ponies on motorbikes?! (Spike Fail)
Bon Bon: Ponies on motorcycles?
Lyra: Humans on motorcycles?! Maybe? Hello?!
NightMare Moon: PONIES ON MOTORCYCLES! *Lightining*
Discord: POOOONIES ON MOTORCYCLEEEES?!
Chrysalis: Accursed ponies and you
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