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Bone Formation RapYeah… What’s up homies, dawgs, ‘n dawgies!
It’s class time with Professor Johnny!
And the rest of group 3!
What we’re gonna do today, I say!
I’m gonna learn ya the ways of the bone!
So take your seats and get in the zone~!
3, 2, 1, I am in the zone
Making a rap about my own bone
First things first, we need shape formation
For endochondral, it’s the right sensation
Forms the cartilage as a template
Like drawing a picture that is well made!
It all starts when we’re just a fetus
From the top to the bottom edges, we have the epiphysis
Stretching out is the diaphysis like a rubber band
Better not snap it, the pain is number 10 according to Brian Regan!
3, 2, 1, I am in the zone
Making a rap about my own bone
Did ya know, the diaphysis is called the shaft and can you dig it?
The tissue around developing bone knows where to fit it!
Epiphyseal plates?! Or growth plates?!
They’re the same thing, can you hear me mates?!
I gotta remember the
Orchestral Of Sacrifice Preview Lyrics
This is the play that I'm writing!
Doesn't that name sound inviting?!
Welcome to Trotsylvania
Coming to save ya
Marens, Phantoms, and Knights
Rushing in high ranks
Tryin' to kick my flanks
Grabbing the feathers
Somehow serve as my ammo
Neither the hearts or gems can fuel me like some-
MAGIC ICE CREAM!
Foes are vicious
AND FLYING SHEEP
It's so random
Just like fandoms
This is the play that I'm writing!
Doesn't that name sound inviting?!
One thousand and one uses
For a grappling hook
In the right blue hooves
With all these Stages and Acts
Who needs the Mane Six
With this problem I can fix
They all told me that
An adventure's for heroes
So either I prove that I am a hero or-
I say, Kay-Kay
THE JOURNEY BEGINS!
It'll be fun
I LIKE CEREAL!!!I've got a lovely bunch of cereal
Here they are all sitting in large stacks!
All ready for the bowl!
It's all a part
Of a good breakfast
Or so I have been told!
Dream: Hometown TornadoSo last night, I had a rather strange dream. It started with my family going to my hometown and spending a night at my grandparents' house. The weather was a little cloudy at first, so I decide to just go for a run and went into town. When I got to the main street, I started to feel strong winds. Winds strong enough to push everything around. And the thing is, I really felt it. The wind, the pain of being blown against buildings and dragged along the ground. I felt it all, and it felt so real! And when I looked over to my left, I looked back to the neighborhood where my grandparents' house was and I saw a HUGEASS tornado the size of a colossus! I even heard laughing coming from the air. Sinister laughing that almost sounded like Jim Miller. I remember the one thing I yelled from that was "Ho...Holy...HOLY SHIIIIT!!!!" I saw a bunch of people acting like I was crazy and just seeing things and completely disregarded the tornado as if I was the only one who saw it. I woke up a bit later a
Parody Lyrics- A.J. Rap
Here-Here-HERE WE GO!
So they're finally here! Performing for you!
And if you know the words, you can join in TOO!
Put your hooves togetha if you want to clap
As we take ya through this PONY RAP! HUUH!
A.J! Apple Jack!
She's the leader of the herd
Ya know her rank
She's finally back
To BUCK SOME FLANK!
Her bucking hind legs can fire in spurts,
If she shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
She's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
She's the first member of the AJ crew!
HUUH! A.J.! Apple Jack!
A.J.! Apple Jack is HERE!
This Apple's got style,
So listen up dude.
She real small in size,
With a bad attitude.
She's quick and nimble,
When she needs to be.
She can trot through transits,
And spitfire seeds.
If you choose her,
You've chosen right.
With a mane flippin' blow,
She's ready for a fight!
A.J.! Apple Jack!
He has no style,
He has no grace.
Has a funny face.
He can throw pies,
When he needs to.
And tour Appleoosa,
Just for you.
He's got nails in teeth,
To pop your balloon.
This weird App
The PorchmanI've got a lovely bunch of Shopping Carts
Here they are all sitting in a row
Some with racers and flags!
I push them along on the wheels that they go
For all the old geezers AND HAGS!
Dream: I Fought A Kangaroo And The Kangaroo WonSo last night, I had a rather strange dream. It started with me walking in a combination of nature and a city. Two conflicting enviornments. When I walked by what looked like my house I saw that a lot of stuff was being carried out of it. I noticed that a lot of it was my stuff! But it wasn't being taken out by a man or any machines. It was being taken by a kangaroo of all things. It was a female with an empty pouch. When I went inside, I saw that the house was almost empty! My family was nowhere to be found and the only humans that I saw were 3 people. Mykayla and Jenny, two friends of mine from High School and Tyler, a co-worker of mine at this one grociery store that I work at. For some reason they were singing a song that sounded like JAM Project's Transformers Evo. I had no idea why since they didn't even know each other. Nor did they know Japanese. Except Jenny and Mykayla. They did know each other. Anyways, I asked them what's up and they just pointed to the kangaroo. I realized
Super Mario RPG CONTEST ENTRY
Jeff, now you shall see
That it's the end of this LP
Come at me! (All)
I'll crush you! (Fall)
Forg-ing All My Wea-pons
To End Wi-shes
To crush all-dreams
With my Ham-mer
In my Foun-dry
I am the King Smithy
HURRUMPH!!! Do you truly think you can defeat me?!
Me?! Give this Star to you?! You must be joking!
Over here! I'll smash you! I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!
You five came here to defeat me (You must have a final deathwish)
And though I greatly hate star wishes (I will be happy to deliver it to you!)
Psychology Final EssayJohnathan Benedict
Why Am I Here?
Why am I here? Good question, I will admit; it keeps me up at night sometimes. That's the kind of question that you'd expect to be able to answer in a few sentences at first, but then when I think about it, I come up with so many answers, I don't know where to begin. Well, I'll give it my best shot, though something tells me I'll be wrong about every single thing I say from here on. Nevertheless, here's my answer to that vexing question.
Why I decided to take the psychology course is because I am majoring in art and education and this was one of the required courses to take for education. I also have a bit of a knack for helping people resolve problems by talking to them and playing the role of counselor. I want to be able to help people more with that kind of talent. I lost count how many times I've seen people fight and I was the one who stepped in to calm them down. That is one reason why I chose to take up psychology. So I can
Go To Sleep (StevexReader) One-Shot
Steve was sprawled out across the bed, remote control in hand as he clicked through channels. You were in the bathroom, removing your makeup and getting ready for bed. After washing your face, you strolled out of the bathroom and sat down next to Steve. He looked up at you and gave you the same smile that always made you blush.
“Ready for bed?” he asked. “We have a big mission tomorrow so we need our rest.”
“Yeah, yeah, I know.”
You and Steve almost always teamed up together on missions. Sometimes you couldn’t because your set of skills were needed for a different mission or because yours weren’t needed for the one that Steve was assigned to do. Even after being married to him for over three years, you still worried when he went off on a mission without you. Yes he was a super soldier but you knew what kind of torture men like Steve went through if they were captured by the enemy. You had been through it yourself and on one occasion, did
Levi x Reader |Shipping|"Hey guys. I was wondering, who do you ship (Name) with?" Sasha asks all of the sudden, causing people from around the table to pause. Even Levi took interest to the conversation about to occur, wanting to note things said girl was into.
"I ship her with Armin." Christa piped up, which made Armin blush. Jean snorted out of amusement at this answer as he takes a bite of his potato, causing everyone to know why.
"She needs a real man. I ship her with moi." Eren groans, as Jean appears to have a smug look on his face. Levi narrows his eyes at him, remembering to remove you from all the chores that you both share. Jean looks over at Eren, annoyed.
"Well then who do you ship her with titan breath?" Jean says, making Eren glare at him.
"I ship her with Mikasa. They're always talking about stuff whenever I see them together." Eren says, which makes Mikasa's eyes widen at him. She elbows him, giving a disapproving glare. Eren mutters an ouch.
"I think (Name) and Co-" Armin wa
In The Shower (BrucexReader) One-ShotMusic echoed throughout the bathroom along with the sound of running shower water. Bruce opened the door quietly, stripping himself of his clothes as to not alert you of his presence. Thankfully the music covered up the sound of him opening the shower curtains. He got one foot in but then he saw you dancing in the shower to the beat of the music and he couldn’t help but stare.
“What...are you doing?” he asked bluntly.
“Ah!” you yelped.
You spun around scared, throwing a bar of soap at what you thought was some intrusive pervert. But it only turned out to be your boyfriend. You gasped, hands quickly checking Bruce’s face to see if he had gotten hurt badly. He was fine but got some soap in his eyes. He fully stepped into the shower, and then washed the soap out of his eyes.
“Sorry about that,” you murmured. “You okay though?”
“Yeah just fine,” he nodded. “But were you seriously dancing before?”
Easter Bunnies (2P!F.A.C.E. x Child!Reader)Easter was just around the corner. The children of the neighborhood prepared the arrival of the Easter Bunny. They suffered through itchy Easter clothes, uncomfortable shoes, and Easter Brunches just for the Easter Bunny, especially ______________. She was in a frilly, white, pink with pink Mary Janes. Her hair was in frilly little curls and looked like china doll for the last few weeks because of her mother’s brunches, picnics, and things. The last week she was only too happy to not suffer through the last picnic. However, something traumatic happened at the last picnic and it showed when she came home. Matthew was the first to notice that something was wrong. When she came to visit, she looked sad. No kid should look sad around Easter, only when they were in those itchy Easter clothes and she wasn’t in those. Because Dad had another meeting, he asked if she could stay with them for a few days. Artie didn’t mind at all.
“Is her mother about?”
Music Tastes (TonyxReader) One-Shot“You’re funny.”
“Oh and why’s that?” you raised an eyebrow at Tony.
“Because you honestly think I’m going to raise my child to listen to that racket you call music?”
“It’s not racket,” you said through gritted. “And hey, until this thing is out of me, it’s MY baby.”
You poked his chest with your index finger, eyes shooting daggers at him. As per usual, you and Tony were arguing about how you should raise the baby. You had agreed to the Iron Baby suit because, well, it was a freaking Iron Baby suit. No doubt that your child would look adorable in that. You had come to negotiate with him on whom the God Parents should be and it was decided that Bruce would be the godfather and Natasha would be the godmother. You both agreed that you wouldn’t leave your baby ever alone with your mother, for you knew how psychotic the woman could be. She had her good intentions but yo
Comp (TonyxReader) One-Shot
Tony was heading to his lab at Stark Tower, in the elevator with a bagel in his mouth and a coffee in hand. When the elevator doors opened, he saw you rummaging around by the computer and touch screens, and you looked frantic. You jumped when you heard him clear his throat. Turning around, you blushed as you tried to explain what you were doing.
“Snooping around in my lab, (Name)?” he raised an eyebrow at you. “Did not expect such a thing from you.”
“So are you going to let me off the hook?”
“Didn’t say that,” he smiled sarcastically. “Now why are you here?”
“I was in my room on my laptop when JARVIS started acting strange,” you began. “So I decided to come down here to the source to see what was the matter.”
“Wait what do you mean by strange?” Tony raised an eyebrow up at you suspiciously.
“He started to dim down the lights, then change the way the shades faced, plus he read my
Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt.7Avengers x Reader Sleepover! pt. 7
"Ladies and gentlemen.....and Clint!"
"...I present to you Loki, the god of mischief!" Tony introduced as he stood at the open door, Loki however didn't come through. "*ahem* reindeer games, that's your queue!" Tony said through gritted teeth. There were a few mumbling sounds from the other side of the door. Tony sighed in defeat and peered round the corner. "Dude! That's you're queue!" He yelled. Loki reluctantly stepped through the door, he too was now in American flag speedos.
"I dislike this flimsy garment," he whined.
"Don't be daft Loki! You look lovely." You giggled.
"But they are very uncomfortable....and tight..."
"Well That's no shock." Natasha said. You slapped her arm playfully giving her a 'shut up don't start this again' look. She caught on but didn't listen.
"What do you mean?" Loki asked.
"Well, they're tight beca-" you put your hand over her mouth.
"Nat, this guy is a player, don't encourage him." You whispered to her. Lo
Loki stole the TARDIS (LokiXTimelord!Reader)
You closed your eyes and sighed, floating in your swimming pool. You were inside your TARDIS given to you by The Doctor a few years back. You met him in the middle of London, during the Dalek attack. He had used his sonic screwdriver on your fog watch that you could never really open. Once you opened it you became a timelord again. Of course both you and The Doctor were ecstatic. He had given you a piece of his TARDIS. It grew and got stuck as a red telephone box like the kind in The Matrix. Your time lord name was “The Hero” but if people didn’t want to call you that you would have them call you (Y/n).
Along with the TARDIS he gave you your own sonic screwdriver….and oddly enough a banana. He said something about it being a great source of potassium and to bring it to a party. You opened one eye as you thought you heard the doors open.
“Hello?” You called.
“Doctor is that you?” You called again, opening your other eye as well
Avengers x Reader Sleepover! Pt. 7.5Avengers x Reader Sleepover! pt. 7.5
"Ehehe hahaha!" Came Loki's mischievous laugh from the dark depths of the room.
"Come out and fight us like a man! That goes for you too Steve and (y/n) 'cause I know you're there too." Tony yelled into the darkness.
"But (y/n)'s a girl."
"Oh right. Come out and fight like the men and woman you are! There. Happy now Clint?"
"Ahahaha why don't you come find us? Or are you to chicken?" Loki continued to mock them. "Switch on the light and let's see who the real men are. Hmm?!"
"That's it!!! I'll show you a real man you blue faced giant!" Tony growled. He stamped of towards the door and felt around for the light switch then turned it on.
Loki was standing right in front of them next to Steve and (y/n) and Loki and Steve and (y/n) and Loki and Steve and...WAIT WHAT?!?!
"CLONES!!! LOKI USED HIS MAGIC TO CLONE THEM AND HIM!!!"
"Yeah, thanks for that update Clint!!!"
"QUIT YAPPING YOU TWO!!! START SHOOTING!!!" Bruce instructed. They began firi
Ponies on Motorcycles [COMPLETE]Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I think there's something you should know!
Celestia: What is it, Twilight?
Twilight: I came...
Twilight: To this kingdom...
Twilight: To give you a message. Ponies on motorcycles!
Celestia: PONIES ON MOTORCYCLES?!
Twilight: Ponies on motorcycles!
Celestia: Luna! Did you hear that?! Ponies on motorcycles!
Luna: Ponies on motorcycles?!
Pinkie Pie: PONIES! ON! MOTOR! CYCLES! *On trampoline*
Rarity: Ponies on Motorcycles?
Apple Jack: Ponies on motorcycles...?
Derpy Hooves: Ponies on storm clouds?! *Gets zapped* My bad!
Dr. Whooves: No, ponies on MOTORCYCLES!
Apple Bloom: Ponies...
Spike: Ponies on motorbikes?! (Spike Fail)
Bon Bon: Ponies on motorcycles?
Lyra: Humans on motorcycles?! Maybe? Hello?!
NightMare Moon: PONIES ON MOTORCYCLES! *Lightining*
Discord: POOOONIES ON MOTORCYCLEEEES?!
Chrysalis: Accursed ponies and you
mechanici want to kiss every aching wound you have,
bandage your heart every time it bleeds,
and patch up your mind over and over
because not a single tear deserves to fall
from your brandy-drenched eyes
but this dripping heart of mine can only feel
and the healing honey words it flames get caught
in the back of my throat and on the roof of my mouth
so i only have these passionate guttural cries
to tell you that i care all too much
and in order to fix you up again,
i would need to tear myself to tatters
and trade all of my working parts
for your leftover, fading pieces
but i just haven’t figured out how.
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