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Orchestral Of Sacrifice Preview Lyrics
This is the play that I'm writing!
Doesn't that name sound inviting?!
Welcome to Trotsylvania
Coming to save ya
Marens, Phantoms, and Knights
Rushing in high ranks
Tryin' to kick my flanks
Grabbing the feathers
Somehow serve as my ammo
Neither the hearts or gems can fuel me like some-
MAGIC ICE CREAM!
Foes are vicious
AND FLYING SHEEP
It's so random
Just like fandoms
This is the play that I'm writing!
Doesn't that name sound inviting?!
One thousand and one uses
For a grappling hook
In the right blue hooves
With all these Stages and Acts
Who needs the Mane Six
With this problem I can fix
They all told me that
An adventure's for heroes
So either I prove that I am a hero or-
I say, Kay-Kay
THE JOURNEY BEGINS!
It'll be fun
I LIKE CEREAL!!!I've got a lovely bunch of cereal
Here they are all sitting in large stacks!
All ready for the bowl!
It's all a part
Of a good breakfast
Or so I have been told!
Dream: Hometown TornadoSo last night, I had a rather strange dream. It started with my family going to my hometown and spending a night at my grandparents' house. The weather was a little cloudy at first, so I decide to just go for a run and went into town. When I got to the main street, I started to feel strong winds. Winds strong enough to push everything around. And the thing is, I really felt it. The wind, the pain of being blown against buildings and dragged along the ground. I felt it all, and it felt so real! And when I looked over to my left, I looked back to the neighborhood where my grandparents' house was and I saw a HUGEASS tornado the size of a colossus! I even heard laughing coming from the air. Sinister laughing that almost sounded like Jim Miller. I remember the one thing I yelled from that was "Ho...Holy...HOLY SHIIIIT!!!!" I saw a bunch of people acting like I was crazy and just seeing things and completely disregarded the tornado as if I was the only one who saw it. I woke up a bit later a
Parody Lyrics- A.J. Rap
Here-Here-HERE WE GO!
So they're finally here! Performing for you!
And if you know the words, you can join in TOO!
Put your hooves togetha if you want to clap
As we take ya through this PONY RAP! HUUH!
A.J! Apple Jack!
She's the leader of the herd
Ya know her rank
She's finally back
To BUCK SOME FLANK!
Her bucking hind legs can fire in spurts,
If she shoots ya, it's gonna hurt!
She's bigger, faster, and stronger too,
She's the first member of the AJ crew!
HUUH! A.J.! Apple Jack!
A.J.! Apple Jack is HERE!
This Apple's got style,
So listen up dude.
She real small in size,
With a bad attitude.
She's quick and nimble,
When she needs to be.
She can trot through transits,
And spitfire seeds.
If you choose her,
You've chosen right.
With a mane flippin' blow,
She's ready for a fight!
A.J.! Apple Jack!
He has no style,
He has no grace.
Has a funny face.
He can throw pies,
When he needs to.
And tour Appleoosa,
Just for you.
He's got nails in teeth,
To pop your balloon.
This weird App
The PorchmanI've got a lovely bunch of Shopping Carts
Here they are all sitting in a row
Some with racers and flags!
I push them along on the wheels that they go
For all the old geezers AND HAGS!
Dream: I Fought A Kangaroo And The Kangaroo WonSo last night, I had a rather strange dream. It started with me walking in a combination of nature and a city. Two conflicting enviornments. When I walked by what looked like my house I saw that a lot of stuff was being carried out of it. I noticed that a lot of it was my stuff! But it wasn't being taken out by a man or any machines. It was being taken by a kangaroo of all things. It was a female with an empty pouch. When I went inside, I saw that the house was almost empty! My family was nowhere to be found and the only humans that I saw were 3 people. Mykayla and Jenny, two friends of mine from High School and Tyler, a co-worker of mine at this one grociery store that I work at. For some reason they were singing a song that sounded like JAM Project's Transformers Evo. I had no idea why since they didn't even know each other. Nor did they know Japanese. Except Jenny and Mykayla. They did know each other. Anyways, I asked them what's up and they just pointed to the kangaroo. I realized
Super Mario RPG CONTEST ENTRY
Jeff, now you shall see
That it's the end of this LP
Come at me! (All)
I'll crush you! (Fall)
Forg-ing All My Wea-pons
To End Wi-shes
To crush all-dreams
With my Ham-mer
In my Foun-dry
I am the King Smithy
HURRUMPH!!! Do you truly think you can defeat me?!
Me?! Give this Star to you?! You must be joking!
Over here! I'll smash you! I'LL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!
You five came here to defeat me (You must have a final deathwish)
And though I greatly hate star wishes (I will be happy to deliver it to you!)
Psychology Final EssayJohnathan Benedict
Why Am I Here?
Why am I here? Good question, I will admit; it keeps me up at night sometimes. That's the kind of question that you'd expect to be able to answer in a few sentences at first, but then when I think about it, I come up with so many answers, I don't know where to begin. Well, I'll give it my best shot, though something tells me I'll be wrong about every single thing I say from here on. Nevertheless, here's my answer to that vexing question.
Why I decided to take the psychology course is because I am majoring in art and education and this was one of the required courses to take for education. I also have a bit of a knack for helping people resolve problems by talking to them and playing the role of counselor. I want to be able to help people more with that kind of talent. I lost count how many times I've seen people fight and I was the one who stepped in to calm them down. That is one reason why I chose to take up psychology. So I can
English Final EssayJohnathan Benedict
December 3rd, 2012
Creative Writing Essay
Creative writing is one of my favorite hobbies that I like to do on my free time. Whenever I write a story, essay, review, countdown, or script, I always feel like I'm in perfect control of myself and what I'm doing. I have put a lot of thought into my works and for the most part, they have received good feedback. To begin with this essay, how about a little trip back in time to when creative writing was a new thing. In fact, it goes back to the time when mankind first discovered its own intelligence.
To be honest, it's very hard to pinpoint the exact date or time when mankind first started telling stories since they were originally first told with reading the markings on bones, paintings on the walls, looking at the stars and making constellations with their own imaginations in the sky. Before man started writing stories in written language, they illustrated them in pictures or told them vocally in their own language
Movie Night (AvengersxReader)“Tony are you sure we should go the movies?” you asked cautiously. “I mean, you being a billionaire and all, we could have just watched something at your home theater.”
“Yeah but it’s not the same,” he huffed, buying the tickets for everybody.
Tonight was movie night with all the Avengers including Loki. Usually all of you just watch a random movie picked out from Stark’s huge movie library and just pop it in the DVD player, kicking back at the large couch. However tonight Tony insisted that everyone get off their lazy asses and head to a movie theater. Why? The man just liked to be unpredictable, you assumed.
Currently, everyone was on edge. Natasha seemed to be relaxed but you just knew that she was just waiting for Tony or someone else to do something stupid, thus ending the night as a disaster. Bruce was trying to keep to himself mostly by ignoring any fans that whispered about him when they passed by. He tried not to stand out. You k
Mutti's Birthday (2P!Germany x Mutti!Reader)_______________ woke up that morning. She looked to the right and saw that Lutz wasn’t there. She looked puzzled as she freshened up and went downstairs. The whole house was still. Too still…she sighed and went into the kitchen. There she was greeted to the most chaotic sight she’s seen this year…her whole kitchen was covered in smoke and flour. Tom was on the ground with a bowl of batter on his head. Franz and Gilbert were fighting something that oozing from the oven.
“It’s still growing!” cried Franz pounding it with a rolling pin.
“Keep beating it!” Gilbert was hitting it with a frying pan. Lutz was juggling eggs while trying to put them in the pan while and trying to avoid Tom, who managed to get up, grabbed some oven mitts and brought the pan to his Vati. Germania was in the corner looking on and then placed his head in his hands and sighed.
“What’s going on in here?!” they stopped and looked up.
Pervert! America X reader
Perv America x reader
It was SUPER hot on that day - and I mean SUPER ULTRA HOT. Anyway, I had invited (name) to spend a day at my house for a movie marathon. Even though, that's not what I had planned.
Because I'm awesome, I repaired my A.C, stocked up on ice lollies and got into my USA printed trunks.
She thought we were just hanging out but I had a tiny bikini I wanted her to wear when she forgot hers. Hehe. I'm a genius.
I had everything prepared, so I just waited.
Your POV of FABULOUSNESS~
That morning, I got a text from Alfred - saying he wanted me to come round for a movie marathon. He is my best friend so I couldn't just refuse.
As cliché as it is, I had a major crush on him so I always tried to impress him. I put on a batman tank top (which he bought me), a superman necklace (which Alfred also bought me), my avengers charm bracelet (he also got me that) with some denim shorts and got in my (F/c) mini.
The doorbell rang so I ran to get it.
I'll never admit (Tony X Reader) One ShotI'll never admit(Tony X Reader) One shot
"Admit it!" He shouted, following you through the corridor with his annoying smirk. You kept walking and hiding every single emotion, drowning them.
"I have no idea what you are talking about, Mr. Stark" You said with your usual cold tone and poker face.
You were responsible for the Avengers public relationships, making sure people saw them as heroes and not as a threat (You had a particularly hard time cleaning Tony's and Hulk's images). For that job to be done, you had to live under the same roof the Avengers lived. Even though you moved to the Stark Tower for over a month now, you kept your professional life completely apart your work.
Unfortunately, things started going down in the moment you met Tony Stark. He (obviously) tried to flirt with you during the entire first week, but when he noticed you simply wouldn't even smile at any of his pranks or his partners jokes, his goal changed from getting laid to making you laugh.
"Oh, please (f/n)
It's raining men (Thor X Reader)
"Ugh! Tony do I really have to do this?" You asked as he literally dragged you into the living room of the Stark tower, by your ankle.
"Yes (Y/n)!" He said happily. "You lost the bet fair and square!"
You rolled your eyes. "Tony this is stupid! Besides I know you rigged it. There is no way you could have fairly beaten me."
"Stop complaining and stand right....here!" He said pointing to the middle of the room. There were pillows in a circle, except for in the middle. You guessed that's where he wanted you to stand.
You sighed and stood in the middle of the pillow circle. "This. Is. Stupid." You said again.
"Just do it! Be like nikes!"
"Those are stupid too!"
"You lost the bet and if you don't do your end of the deal I'll....I'll um..."
You smirked "Can't figure out a way to blackmail me?"
"I'll......" He suddenly smiled "I'll tell Thor you love him"
You glared at him "I will tell Thor when I'm ready, you can't tell him"
"I can and I will! Now sing!"
You sighed heavily. "It's raining men
Flappy Bird [Loki x Reader]Warning! Strong language.
Loki and Tony jumped at the loud voice and turned to look at the owner who sat on the sofa curled up as a ball. ”CAN'T YOU FLY STRAIGHT?!”
”What is she doing...?” Loki questioned, not taking his eyes of off you as you continued tapping on your phone screen.
”I don't know....” Tony answered ”But I advice that you stay away from her.”
”THIS BIRD!!!” you yelled and shot up from the sofa, glaring at your phone ”WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!”
”Oh.” Tony commented as he continued to watch you yell at your phone.
”What?” Loki asked, looking over to the man of iron.
”She's playing Flappy Bird.”
”What is that?”
”A game from hell.” Tony answered darkly before he took his coffee and left the room, leaving Loki alone in the same room as the pissed off woman.
”ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!”
Nyan cat (Avengers (in a way) X Reader)
For this mission you needed to be exact and precise...any mistakes could cost you your life. You crept across the cold marble floor. "Target sighted...I'm going in...If I don't make it back....Tell Tony I hate him" You whispered to yourself.
Just a few more feet and you'd have it. You reached for it carefully. Just as your hand touched it the lights flicked on.
"Lady (Y/n) unhand my box of tarts that pop!" Thor demanded.
You laughed nervously. "Ohhhh heyyy Thor...Uh what are you doing up at" You checked your watch "Three in the morning?"
"Tony said he had a suspicion that you would try to steal my tarts that pop."
That would be a reason why you disliked Tony. Sure you loved him but he could be so annoying "I only wanted the box"
"The cardboard and such" You shrugged.
"What do you need the cardboard for?"
"Nyan cat" You replied
"Cat....you haven't heard of Nyan cat?"
"Well it's like a pop tart cat that....travels through space and poops a giant continuous r
Scotland X Reader ~It's The Fourth Wall, Silly~Fear is an idea. The culmination of childhood impressions and experiences combined with our perspective and expression of the world.
And also, one hell of a plot device, one that this writer chooses to utilize.
"You're a sick bastard." you mutter from where you sit in the near-empty classroom at lunch, rooted to the spot and consumed by the fear this writer so eloquently speaks of, chortling from where she sits at her desk penning such stories for the devotion of two-hundred thirty-nine followers (and more) to read for her amusement, and you look up to see her smiling from the rafters of the classroom, adjusting her thick glasses with a sneer.
"I don't understand why you're taking this out on me. I'm doing you a favor." this writer grins, the glare from her laptop on which she so religiously typed upon, reflecting upon the prose she types out. This writer's feet dangle from the rafters, her thick shoelaces swaying as she wrote.
"How are you doing me a favor? It's a w
OHSHC x Tsundere!Tomboy!Reader - Hikaru/Kaoru
Ouran High school host club x Tsundere! Tomboy! Reader: Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin: the little devil types
‘Oh dearest _____! We welcome you to the world of beauty and elegance! All of this men live to entertain you, so please tell us _____! Which type do you like the best?’
You placed your hand under your chin, as if to be deep in thought. You smiled and opened your mouth.
“I kind of like devilish guys...” You spoke softly, Hikaru and Kaoru smirked at each other and took a step closer.
“Well ____ we’re your type than?” Hikaru and Kaoru said in unison, you frowned and shook your head.
“Are you guys crazy? That’s not possible!” You screeched, they shrugged; giving you a teasy grin. Them? This situation was only getting worse, why did you had to answer that over dramatic guy anyway.
“Guys stop messing with ____, it’s obvious that she doesn’t like the teasing.” Haruhi said angry, Hikaru and Kaoru po
Ponies on Motorcycles [COMPLETE]Twilight: Dear Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I think there's something you should know!
Celestia: What is it, Twilight?
Twilight: I came...
Twilight: To this kingdom...
Twilight: To give you a message. Ponies on motorcycles!
Celestia: PONIES ON MOTORCYCLES?!
Twilight: Ponies on motorcycles!
Celestia: Luna! Did you hear that?! Ponies on motorcycles!
Luna: Ponies on motorcycles?!
Pinkie Pie: PONIES! ON! MOTOR! CYCLES! *On trampoline*
Rarity: Ponies on Motorcycles?
Apple Jack: Ponies on motorcycles...?
Derpy Hooves: Ponies on storm clouds?! *Gets zapped* My bad!
Dr. Whooves: No, ponies on MOTORCYCLES!
Apple Bloom: Ponies...
Spike: Ponies on motorbikes?! (Spike Fail)
Bon Bon: Ponies on motorcycles?
Lyra: Humans on motorcycles?! Maybe? Hello?!
NightMare Moon: PONIES ON MOTORCYCLES! *Lightining*
Discord: POOOONIES ON MOTORCYCLEEEES?!
Chrysalis: Accursed ponies and you
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