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Grub!Karkat x Lusus!ReaderKarkat glared up at you his red eyes challenging, something you were not too worried about. You let out a soft coo to which he made a soft chittering noise in reply. His eyes were drooping, he was a sleepy little wriggler after all. His stubbornness wouldn't let him give in and go to sleep without a fight. You reached for him again, asking him to go to bed, but he just turned his little nose up and looked away. You sighed through your nose and bent down, eye to eye with him and let out a demanding grunt.

He flinched away at first before giving in and crawling to you slowly. He bit your nose out of spite and crawled onto it. Once he had laid
Grub!GHB x Lusus!Reader - Bath Time Shenanigans"Honk!"

"Skree!"

"HOONNK!!"

"SKREEEEEE!"

You were fighting viciously with your grub, it was a war between him and his lusus. You had scrathes and bit marks covering your hands and arms, even some places where he had the audacity to stab his horns into your flesh. He was no better off, scratches were on his face from your grabbing hands, though his grubby body was protected by his ectoskeleton.

Grand Highgrub was filthy, having taken a nap in a puddle of Faygo. All you wanted was to bathe him, but he would never comply easily. You were a roaring and screeching mess of frusteration but he wasn't even fazed. His indigo eyes glared into you
[APH] Strip Poker - IntroSitting on the couch, a bowl of popcorn on her lap and a bottle of beer in her hand, (Name) just stared at the television that wasn’t even on. She was so bored, but didn’t want to watch anything, since there was never anything on. She thought about watching a movie, but nothing interested her. Next was the brilliant idea of going out, but she was too lazy.

Sighing, she sat the bowl and bottle onto the coffee table and fell over onto the couch. Groaning loudly, she turned over and screamed into the cushion, kicking her legs out. Boredom had a taken a toll on her, and she didn’t want to be alone anymore.

Jumping up, she went
Grub!Gamzee x Lusus!ReaderYou don't know why you thought it would be a good idea to play Hide and Seek with Gamzee, seeing as he's tiny and you're huge, but he seemed really keen on playing. Though he had an endless supply of hiding places you told him to honk every once and a while to make it fair. He honked at you so you took it as him understanding.

Now here you were, searching for the highblood wriggler. He was good, but as you told him to he would honk every so often. It was fun finding Gamzee, but he was hiding really well this time.

"He he honk!"

There it was, now you knew where he was. You stood up to your full height and hing up on the ceiling is where Gam
Nobody else has to see ((Solluxxreader))“For the lath tiime [Name] II’m not wearing that thtupiid cothtume!”
“Oh come on! Please Sollux!”
“Nope! Not iin a miilliion thweepth! Etheciially iif KK thaw me iin iit, II would never hear the end of iit!”
“PLEASE!!! Just this once! Nobody else has to see!” You plead.
“GOG! Wiill you promiith two leave me the fuck alone iif II do thiith for you?!”
“Promith!” He glares at you, snatching the box in your hands and storming off to change.
Oh gog, you could not wait to see this. You’ve been begging him to put it on since you got it with no luck ‘til now.
Surprise [Prussia x Male!Reader]“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“C-C’mon Gilbert…this isn’t fu-”

“AWESOME ASS GRAB ATTACK!”

“GYAAAH!”

Extended Ending

Gilbert downed the last contents of his beer mug, wincing slightly as the large slap mark on his cheek slightly throbbed. “I don’t see vhy he was so upset. Mein awesome hands would have fondled his awesome ass that
Baby!Dirk x Parent!ReaderShades? Check.

Poker Face? Check.

Katana? Che-...

You looked around the living room with a blank face. In the inside though, you were flipping your shit. You were a parent, not only did you have no clue where your katana was, you didn't know where Dirk was. That's when you connected the dots. Your eyes narrowed under your ironic shades. A cheesy flash of unnatural light went over them then the (e/c) of hell shone through.  "That little shit."

You flash stepped out of the room and dashed down the hall of your apartment. You threw open door after door until you arrived at your room. By now your Stider face was cracking and a worried sort of
Texts [Sherlock!England x John!Male!Reader]Bring me my laptop.
-AK

Get it your bloody self!
-NL

Can’t. Working on experiment.
-AK

You’re lying on the couch!
-NL

The experiment is the couch.
-AK

NO.
-NL

-thirty minutes pass-

I need my laptop.
-AK

For what?
-NL

Case.
-AK

-five minutes pass-

…Fine. Where is it?
-NL

On my lap.
-AK
Baby!Dave x Parent!ReaderYou were staring at the ceiling with a blank face. Your eyes were locked onto one thing, it was quite amazing really. Up, high above the room, clinging to the ceiling fan, was Dave. You had no clue how the hell he got up there, but he didn't seem to care. "If you fall on your ass I'm gonna laugh at you, know that right?"

He blinked at you before making a baby noise and letting go of the ceiling fan as if to test what you said. Your eyes widened for a fraction of a second under your shades before narrowing into thin slits of rage. "I see, so you want to test my loyalty do you? Well young Dave, you're about to understand the depth of my affect
Grub!Terezi x Dragon Lusus!ReaderYou're a Dragon Lusus in this, only because I wanted to write Terezi and lusus.

And really, who doesn't want to be a dragon?

_______________

"He he he!"

Terezi's tell tale snicker rang out, as she ran past you. You watched her, red eyes following her every move carefully. Its not like it really mattered, you couldn't "see" her anyway. You could smell her tangy blue scent and it quickly wafted past. You wings twitched by your back, ready to launch on a moments notice.

"Terezi, be more careful." You spoke into her mind as she ran around the grass. It was a cool night, perfect for the wrigglers to play. Though with your gigantic size you ha
Grub!GHB x Lusus!ReaderBeing the Grand High Grub's lusus was hard, espcially when he was in a grumpy mood. But then there were moments like these where you could just hold him and revel in the fluffyness that his hair has.

He was looking straight ahead, trying to ignore you as you cuddled him. He knew you were trying to make him feel better, but he didn't WANT to feel better. He was getting frusterated with your kindness, you knew because his hair was fluffing up, making him look bigger than he was.

Not that it was very intimidating, you're a giant (type of animal), his lusus. There wasn't any way you could be scared of him.

That didn't mean he wouldn't try to m
Grub!Mituna x Lusus!ReaderYou were hunting for him, that little stinker. You were very irritated at him, and with a very good reason. The hive was practically turned upside in your search for Mituna, but he was always good at hiding when he wanted to be. You let out a frustrated grunt and lifted the couch. Wouldn't you know it, there he was.

Covered in the golden stickiness that is mind honey. He's always liked the stuff, which is odd seeing how most wrigglers are pained by it. But there he was, licking it off his stubby grubby legs. He didn't notice the couch gone, but that was quickly resolved when he looked up.

"Squeak!" Was his reaction, you stared down at him w
Beautiful Moment   This is it.

  The most glorious, anticipating moment of my life. The moment that has me dreaming in mirth since I was 6. The moment that brings excitement just at the simple thought of it. The moment that will change the revolution of the Pokémon world.

  Yes. That moment is here. And I am alive and breathing to not only witness, but also to be participating in the magnificent mark of history. A giggle breathes through my mouth. A smile stretches upon my beautiful, cherry red lipstick. Both my hands clasp together, manicured fingers intertwining and locking to a tight grip.

  I can feel my throat screaming. I can feel my heart jumpin
Grub!Tavros x Lusus!ReaderYou were laying on your back, looking at Tavros, he stared back with a frown. Even though you were looking at him upside down he looked right side up. The reason for that is the little grub tried to get off the couch and ended up getting his horns stuck in the floor. You saw no reason to flip him the right way, so you just joined him. He didn't seem to appreciate you not helping him, but it he didn't scare you.

He looked too adorable with his little legs flailing around.

"Crr...nng!" He seemed to be getting frustrated with his inability to get right way around. You reached over and tickled his side, making his contorted face turn into a gle
AmericaxReader Nutella
…your American friend Alfred.
“Hey ________! How are you doing?” he asked cheerfully, completely oblivious to the fact that you were holding a baseball bat.
You lowered the bat and set it back behind the door.
“What are you doing here Alfred?” you asked with an annoyed tone.
“I can’t just stop by to say hi to my favorite dudette?” he said, then laid eyes on your Nutella. “Woah…”
He walked into your house and picked it up. You slammed the door and ran to him to snatch your Nutella back, but he raised it up so you couldn’t reach it. You jumped and tried to climb him
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TRONiGHTS Dream of the Grid 23CHAPTER 9- THE EUROPEAN MAINFRAME (TRON PART 2)

TRON finally makes it to the second Generator and is ready to shut it off! Just like last time, TRON has to solve a riddle. This time, rather than song lyrics, it seems more like an open-verse poem.

TRON: Hmm... Okay. Let's see. The code is:

WHEN THE (_______) ATTRACT US, WE (________) IN A (_____) OF LIGHT, AS THE (____) BEHIND US BOOMS LIKE (_______), SHAKING THE (______) WITH OUR (______)! THE WEAK (______) LIKE ICE, BUT TO BE (_______)WITH YOUR (______) OUT OF MERCY. BUT WHEN BETRAYED, FROM
(_____) TO (_____) THE (__________) FALLS UPON YOU TO KNOW THEIR JUSTICE. WHO ARE WE?

TRON: Oh,

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Reala.. you forgot to say over

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Eggman and Reala are working on rebuilding the Death Egg at the Launch Base Zone.... again....

Eggman: Y'know, Reala. I gotta thank you. Rebuilding things that that blasted hedgehog wrecks all the time is quite a pain to do by one's self.

Reala: No need to thank me. I didn't have much better to do after getting my own bombs handed to me by my own sister. I figured I'd help out. And I'm still getting paid, right?

Eggman: Of course! (Once I conquer the world, atleast!)

(Later...)

Eggman: Alright, Reala! I'm going to head up to the upper-level and run this wire down through the wall. Grab your headset, I'll call you when I get up there!

Reala: Alright.

(Upper Level)

Eggman: Reala! Pick up. Over!

Reala: What?

Eggman: Reala, you're supposed to say "Over" when you're done speaking. Over!

Reala: What? Over.

Eggman: Do you see the wire yet? Over.

Reala: No.

Eggman: No....What? Over.

Reala: No, I don't see the wire. Over.

Eggman: Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over!

Reala: Wait a sec! If you haven't started feeding it, why'd you ask me if I could see it?

Eggman: Say what? Didn't copy! Over.

Reala: I said... *Sigh* If you haven't started feeding it, what makes you think I would see it?! Over.

Eggman: Okay, now I can hear you better! Do you see it yet? Over.

Reala: A jackass, a dumbass, and a FATASS!!! That's what you are! And furthermore, I don't want to see your ass when this is over!

Eggman: When this is what, Reala? Over.

Reala: I said I don't want to see you anymore when this is over.

Eggman: When this is what now? You gotta finish your sentence. Over.

Reala: That's it! My sentence is over!

Eggman: Your sentence is what, Reala? Over.

Reala: I said my sentence is.... Hey! Hold it! I have to say "Over" even when I end my sentences with "Over"?!

Eggman: Ends with what again? Over!

Reala: *Sees wire feeding through* Oh, hang on, I see the wire.

Eggman: You see the wire, what? Over.

Reala: *Throbbing vane on head* Hrrgh!!! *Grabs the wire* OVER!!! *Eggman falls down*

Eggman: GACK!!!! Poor sport.

Reala: SHUT IT! Over!

FIN
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Yes, I took that from the part of one episode from Family Guy. I was inspired to do this by this video here. [link]
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~M-102 Oct 3, 2012
I get the reference.
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*DaimondStar07 Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes. Though I don't really like Family Guy that much anymore, I do atleast like this joke. It was actually kinda funny.
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~M-102 Oct 3, 2012
I don't blame you. Yeah.
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Dah.
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~M-102 Oct 4, 2012
OK.
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*DaimondStar07 Oct 4, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Long time no see!
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~M-102 Oct 4, 2012
Same here dude.
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Dah!
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~Spicefur Nov 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL
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~Hazzard-X Oct 17, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You must be really bored to make this one. :lmao:
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