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Grub!Karkat x Lusus!ReaderKarkat glared up at you his red eyes challenging, something you were not too worried about. You let out a soft coo to which he made a soft chittering noise in reply. His eyes were drooping, he was a sleepy little wriggler after all. His stubbornness wouldn't let him give in and go to sleep without a fight. You reached for him again, asking him to go to bed, but he just turned his little nose up and looked away. You sighed through your nose and bent down, eye to eye with him and let out a demanding grunt.

He flinched away at first before giving in and crawling to you slowly. He bit your nose out of spite and crawled onto it. Once he had laid

Grub!GHB x Lusus!Reader - Bath Time Shenanigans"Honk!"

"Skree!"

"HOONNK!!"

"SKREEEEEE!"

You were fighting viciously with your grub, it was a war between him and his lusus. You had scrathes and bit marks covering your hands and arms, even some places where he had the audacity to stab his horns into your flesh. He was no better off, scratches were on his face from your grabbing hands, though his grubby body was protected by his ectoskeleton.

Grand Highgrub was filthy, having taken a nap in a puddle of Faygo. All you wanted was to bathe him, but he would never comply easily. You were a roaring and screeching mess of frusteration but he wasn't even fazed. His indigo eyes glared into you

[APH] Strip Poker - IntroSitting on the couch, a bowl of popcorn on her lap and a bottle of beer in her hand, (Name) just stared at the television that wasn’t even on. She was so bored, but didn’t want to watch anything, since there was never anything on. She thought about watching a movie, but nothing interested her. Next was the brilliant idea of going out, but she was too lazy.

Sighing, she sat the bowl and bottle onto the coffee table and fell over onto the couch. Groaning loudly, she turned over and screamed into the cushion, kicking her legs out. Boredom had a taken a toll on her, and she didn’t want to be alone anymore.

Jumping up, she went

Grub!Gamzee x Lusus!ReaderYou don't know why you thought it would be a good idea to play Hide and Seek with Gamzee, seeing as he's tiny and you're huge, but he seemed really keen on playing. Though he had an endless supply of hiding places you told him to honk every once and a while to make it fair. He honked at you so you took it as him understanding.

Now here you were, searching for the highblood wriggler. He was good, but as you told him to he would honk every so often. It was fun finding Gamzee, but he was hiding really well this time.

"He he honk!"

There it was, now you knew where he was. You stood up to your full height and hing up on the ceiling is where Gam

Nobody else has to see ((Solluxxreader))“For the lath tiime [Name] II’m not wearing that thtupiid cothtume!”
“Oh come on! Please Sollux!”
“Nope! Not iin a miilliion thweepth! Etheciially iif KK thaw me iin iit, II would never hear the end of iit!”
“PLEASE!!! Just this once! Nobody else has to see!” You plead.
“GOG! Wiill you promiith two leave me the fuck alone iif II do thiith for you?!”
“Promith!” He glares at you, snatching the box in your hands and storming off to change.
Oh gog, you could not wait to see this. You’ve been begging him to put it on since you got it with no luck ‘til now.

Texts [Sherlock!England x John!Male!Reader]Bring me my laptop.
-AK

Get it your bloody self!
-NL

Can’t. Working on experiment.
-AK

You’re lying on the couch!
-NL

The experiment is the couch.
-AK

NO.
-NL

-thirty minutes pass-

I need my laptop.
-AK

For what?
-NL

Case.
-AK

-five minutes pass-

…Fine. Where is it?
-NL

On my lap.
-AK

Surprise [Prussia x Male!Reader]“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“…G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“G-Gilbert?”

“Kesesesesesese~”

“C-C’mon Gilbert…this isn’t fu-”

“AWESOME ASS GRAB ATTACK!”

“GYAAAH!”

Extended Ending

Gilbert downed the last contents of his beer mug, wincing slightly as the large slap mark on his cheek slightly throbbed. “I don’t see vhy he was so upset. Mein awesome hands would have fondled his awesome ass that

Grub!GHB x Lusus!ReaderBeing the Grand High Grub's lusus was hard, espcially when he was in a grumpy mood. But then there were moments like these where you could just hold him and revel in the fluffyness that his hair has.

He was looking straight ahead, trying to ignore you as you cuddled him. He knew you were trying to make him feel better, but he didn't WANT to feel better. He was getting frusterated with your kindness, you knew because his hair was fluffing up, making him look bigger than he was.

Not that it was very intimidating, you're a giant (type of animal), his lusus. There wasn't any way you could be scared of him.

That didn't mean he wouldn't try to m

Beautiful Moment This is it.

The most glorious, anticipating moment of my life. The moment that has me dreaming in mirth since I was 6. The moment that brings excitement just at the simple thought of it. The moment that will change the revolution of the Pokémon world.

Yes. That moment is here. And I am alive and breathing to not only witness, but also to be participating in the magnificent mark of history. A giggle breathes through my mouth. A smile stretches upon my beautiful, cherry red lipstick. Both my hands clasp together, manicured fingers intertwining and locking to a tight grip.

I can feel my throat screaming. I can feel my heart jumpin

Baby!Dirk x Parent!ReaderShades? Check.

Poker Face? Check.

Katana? Che-...

You looked around the living room with a blank face. In the inside though, you were flipping your shit. You were a parent, not only did you have no clue where your katana was, you didn't know where Dirk was. That's when you connected the dots. Your eyes narrowed under your ironic shades. A cheesy flash of unnatural light went over them then the (e/c) of hell shone through. "That little shit."

You flash stepped out of the room and dashed down the hall of your apartment. You threw open door after door until you arrived at your room. By now your Stider face was cracking and a worried sort of

Grub!Mituna x Lusus!ReaderYou were hunting for him, that little stinker. You were very irritated at him, and with a very good reason. The hive was practically turned upside in your search for Mituna, but he was always good at hiding when he wanted to be. You let out a frustrated grunt and lifted the couch. Wouldn't you know it, there he was.

Covered in the golden stickiness that is mind honey. He's always liked the stuff, which is odd seeing how most wrigglers are pained by it. But there he was, licking it off his stubby grubby legs. He didn't notice the couch gone, but that was quickly resolved when he looked up.

"Squeak!" Was his reaction, you stared down at him w

Grub!Terezi x Dragon Lusus!ReaderYou're a Dragon Lusus in this, only because I wanted to write Terezi and lusus.

And really, who doesn't want to be a dragon?

_______________

"He he he!"

Terezi's tell tale snicker rang out, as she ran past you. You watched her, red eyes following her every move carefully. Its not like it really mattered, you couldn't "see" her anyway. You could smell her tangy blue scent and it quickly wafted past. You wings twitched by your back, ready to launch on a moments notice.

"Terezi, be more careful." You spoke into her mind as she ran around the grass. It was a cool night, perfect for the wrigglers to play. Though with your gigantic size you ha

AmericaxReader Nutella

…your American friend Alfred.
“Hey ________! How are you doing?” he asked cheerfully, completely oblivious to the fact that you were holding a baseball bat.
You lowered the bat and set it back behind the door.
“What are you doing here Alfred?” you asked with an annoyed tone.
“I can’t just stop by to say hi to my favorite dudette?” he said, then laid eyes on your Nutella. “Woah…”
He walked into your house and picked it up. You slammed the door and ran to him to snatch your Nutella back, but he raised it up so you couldn’t reach it. You jumped and tried to climb him

Baby!Dave x Parent!ReaderYou were staring at the ceiling with a blank face. Your eyes were locked onto one thing, it was quite amazing really. Up, high above the room, clinging to the ceiling fan, was Dave. You had no clue how the hell he got up there, but he didn't seem to care. "If you fall on your ass I'm gonna laugh at you, know that right?"

He blinked at you before making a baby noise and letting go of the ceiling fan as if to test what you said. Your eyes widened for a fraction of a second under your shades before narrowing into thin slits of rage. "I see, so you want to test my loyalty do you? Well young Dave, you're about to understand the depth of my affect

England x Reader: Bloopers ft.Pedo BearEngland x Reader [Crack]: Bloopers. Ft. Pedo bear

Warning: LOTS OF CURSING :3

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Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home rela—

England: Bloody hell! This tea is making me have a major boner!

Tea: Hehehe... Sorry.

Narrator: What the......?

(Name): ....what kind of tea is this?!?!?

-CUT!-

-Scene 1 take 2, ACTION-

Narrator: Arthur was sitting at home relaxing from a whole week of chaos.

Tea: hehehe.... I queefed....

Arthur: BLAH! Holy fucking sh—

(Name): oh the sweet smell of cinnamon

Arthur: DON'T BLOODY CUT ME OFF!!!!

(Name): I DO WHAT I WANT BIOTCH!

Alex: YOU TELL HIM GURL!

*(Name) and Alex b

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by *DaimondStar07, Sep 3, 2011, 12:53:48 AM
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Sonic: There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror move!
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(Rule 1: Have parents that care about you!)

Alex Kidd: Hey, Mom, Dad Can I go to a party-er... I mean spend the night at a friend's house tonight?

Bayonetta: Hah! Stupid child! You're not leaving this house! There's a mass murderer on the loose.

Alex Kidd: You never let me do ANYTHING!
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(Rule 2: Don't date crazy A-holes!)

Jacky: C'mon, Ulala. I know someone just tried to kill you and all, but why won't you do it with me?

Ulala: Because... Jacky! I'm not like some dumb slut that just puts out all the time!

Jacky: So... you're saying you're NOT like your mom?

Ulala: WHAT?!

Jacky: N-Nothin... Stab... Stabbity stab....

(Rule 3: If you are being attacked in a house full of people who ARE your friends, you should call out to them for their help.)

Aika: AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Help me! I'm trapped in the garage with the killer!

*They hurry to her help*

Vyse: HEY YOU!

Beat: Beat it, man!

*They beat him up*

NiGHTS: Help me! I'm trapped upstairs with the killer!

Harrier: What?! Let's get him!

*They beat him up... again*

Sam Gideon: Hey! Someone help me! I'm trapped at the school with the killer! (Nobody shows up....) Oh crap... *Chainsaws* AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!

Jack Caymen: Heh! Now that's what I call a slasher flick!
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Sonic: I hope this has taught you a valuable lesson for those of you who find yourselves in the middle of a horror movie situation!

Jack: I'm in the mood for ground hog right now! *Pulls out chainsaw arm*

Sonic: Uh-oh! GOTTA JUICE! *Runs away*

Jack: Heheheheh.... I like it when they run! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!

Sonic: This brings me to Rule #4! If friends are unavailable, do MORE than just run! If you manage to outrun him to the point of knocking him off his feet because of him wearing a rediculous costume with terrible visibility, you have the upper hand! Bayonetta, if you would?

Bayonetta: But of course! (Stomps on Jack and shoots him with her magnum stilletoes.

Sonic: See! Don't keep running away! TAKE THAT SUCKER OUT!!! Kick him in the throat or something! Or in her case, kick and then shoot... I mean, the dude is going to kill you if you let him get up! *Sees progress* OOF! That's gotta hurt!
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(Rule Number 5: DON'T live in a place where the police and investigative reporters are terrible at their jobs!)

Axel Stone talking to Blaze Fielding

Axel: Let's never ever EVER break up! OKAY WHO WROTE THAT LINE IS GONNA GET HIS FACE PUNCHED IN!!!

Blaze: Someone is gonna die for this!

(Oh, F@#K!)
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Sonic: And finally, Rule #6: 911 and Star69-

?????: I have a question!

Sonic: Uh- Yes! You there in the hat!

?????: What if the killer attacks you in your dreams?

Sonic: Well that is sort of a different story. That usually happens in... wait....

NiGHTS: Oh, no!

Reala: OH YEAH!!! HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

(Screaming!)

Sonic: Okay! FORGET THE RULES! JUST RUN!!! ALL YOU CAN DO IS RUN!

Reala: HEHEEHEH!!! You're mine now! AHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Fin

SEGA Horror Movie Survivalby *DaimondStar07

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Inspired by JenOtaku123 (JenJenRome123) and her Boredom Madness video: [link] I present to you, Sonic's rules on How To Survive A Horror Movie!

Credit actually goes to [link] for the actual audio and video. JenJenRome just gave me the idea.

Special thanks goes to

for pointing out my previous flaws.

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~segafan123 Sep 23, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Well done with the parody from
How It Should Have Ended: Scream

*DaimondStar07 Sep 23, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

It's a parody OF a parody! (Insert obvious Inception joke here).

~segafan123 Sep 24, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Oh yeah
sorry

*DaimondStar07 Sep 24, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

What are you appologizing for? I'm just having fun with ya! Chill, dude!

~segafan123 Oct 26, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

~KatOtter Sep 12, 2011 Student Digital Artist

I was actually talking about the youtube video they took the entire audio from, from the youtube channel HISHE (how it should have ended) They make a whole bunch of those things and actually make pretty high quality animation to go with them and they are always hilarious. This vid really should have credited the original since it wasn't their original idea or their even own audio because its really misleading to not do so in the comments.

*DaimondStar07 Sep 12, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

Oh really? Could you link me to the original video then? And also, I made JenJenRome's video my primary source because I was inspired by that particular video. Not the original video that it was parodying. Sorry about it being misleading. I will give credit where credit is due, but I need the link to the original video, if you please.

~KatOtter Sep 12, 2011 Student Digital Artist

[link] You should check them out they are all hilarious.

*DaimondStar07 Sep 12, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

Wait! There's more rules?! Crap! I have some editing to do. Thanks, by the way. I'll get right to work! And you're right, they are hilarious!

~KatOtter Sep 6, 2011 Student Digital Artist

Haaa... I love How It Should Have Ended... Even If I never have seen the movie Scream...

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