Prologue Act 1- End of the World
The story begins with two notable Users discussing their boredom. They have killed eachother many times throughout their time on the in internet and within their Let's Plays. They are TheBasterdBrothers.
[Kyle Landwalker: PhantomSavage/Loise Chavez: KZX517]
Kyle: Y'know, KZ, we've done a lot in our run together. We've destroyed, we've killed, we've been destroyed, we've killed eachother, all that and a box of snickerdoodles MAAANY many times.
Loise: Yeah, I know. And I know what you're getting at. It's been done so many times that it almost got stale. I guess that's why we took so many breaks between those times. But even the funniest jokes can be done to death.
Kyle: Yeah.... But you know what? I'M getting stale! I'm bored! I mean, a guy can only get enough of the whole "video game" thing before he just wants to do something else. So you know, I've been thinking.... What if we did something for real?
Loise: What's that?
Kyle: What if we... I don't know... did some REAL damage! I just want to blow something up! And I mean BIG! REAAAAL BIG!!!
Loise: Wouldn't we get either arrested or killed if we did that?
Kyle: .....Oh... You're right. Crap.... Oh well... I guess I almost totally lost it for real this time.
Loise: Yeah... Maybe we should get you some snickerdoodles. That might calm ya down.
Kyle: Ooooh!! That sounds good. Let's go!
?????: HOLD IT!!!
Both: WHAT THE F@#K?!
?????: That's not quite how the story is supposed to go! I have something that might interest you! Here! (Shows a map of what appears to be a powerplant)
Loise: What? What's this for?
?????: For fun. For the story. For you two to have that fix that you've been itchin for!
Loise: Well..... Why? We were just about to....
Kyle: SHUT IT! We'll take it. So what do we have to do?
?????: Heheheh.... Excellent. All you have to do is go to the HUB Nuclear Plant! You'll find your fun there! I have left a gift for you. Oh! And be sure to bring your TERMINAL with you. You'll need to access the NETWORK when you're done.
Loise: Okay. So why are we supposed to do this?
?????: Simple! Because you're bored, because the story needs antagonists, and because the two of you are evil little bastards! Heheheheheheh.... (Vanishes)
Loise: Well that was as wierd as f@#k...
Kyle: Hehehehehehheheh.... This is just what I've been waiting for! Who'd a think it would just pop up!
The two of them find the HUB Nuclear Plant's secret entrance that the map leads them to. And waiting there are two fully loaded rocket launchers and a note saying: "Find the core in the center of the Plant. You know what to do. Signed, Virus."
Kyle: Ooooohoooh!!! Rocket launchers, a powerplant core, and a mysterious note? I know where this is going and I LOVE IT!!!
Loise: We better be careful, though. The guards might see us. But I think I've got a plan. Phantom, you walk in front of me and get in range of their bullets. Your fatass can protect me as a human shield.
Kyle: WHAT?! NO! F@#K YOU!!! But wait... that does give me a better idea. Why don't you-
Loise: Forget it!
Kyle: Fine! But I do have a better idea. We'll give them a distraction with a little performance from my little friends!
Loise: You don't mean....
The two guards stand still with their guns and see something completely random appear before them. A large group of potatoes with faces. The two are really confused as the potatoes begin to sing.
[Song: Potato by Cheryl Wheeler]
Loise: YOU SONUVABITCH!!! I f@#king hate you....
Kyle: HAHAHAHAH!!! Now c'mon! Let's get moving while their distracted!
They easily slip passed the guards while wearing Mexican clothes and fake mustaches for no appearant reason. They grab the Rocket Launchers and run down a long hall. Not very well protected. When they finally make it....
Kyle: Heheheheheh.... We finally found it! This is it! The moment I've been waiting for ALL MY LIFE!
Loise: You mean for the past few minutes?
Kyle: Yes... maybe.... shut up.... Look, just get the Laptop ready! We need to book it as soon as we fire!
Loise: Alright... give me a sec. (Computer is fully logged on as TheBasterdBrothers) Alright, Phantom! We only have one shot at this! Once we let loose, we log in!
Kyle: Awesome! Now, we fire on my mark and not a moment sooner!
Loise: I can't believe we're actually doing this! Just think how EVIL we are doing this!
Kyle: Hehehehehehehhe.... Yeah! I know!
Kyle: FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! (They both fire from their Rocket Launchers at the Reactor Core) WTF-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! HuhahahhahahAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Loise: PHANTOM!!! We gotta go! NOW!!!
They both log into the computer and disappear into it. The following explosion destroys the Laptop and everything else. The explosion proceeds to spread across the world. The media quickly catches wind of this and posts warnings all over the Internet and on television to urge people globally to log into their computers and save themselves from the impending doom. Unfortunately for the ones who do not have any way to access the internet meet an untimely demise from the resulting shockwaves of the explosion. The boredom of these two Users has resulted in a global catastrophe!
To Be Continued.....